三民版英文(簡稱SM)這麼久了


以前在女中教到這篇練習,女生都認真做完


今天這篇短文卻讓兩班男生從頭淫笑到尾……


人家明明就是一篇很純潔的童話故事啊~


Once upon a time, a carpenter found a piece of wood.


Rubbing his hands together happily, he murmured to himself,


“Nice wood. I shall use it to make the leg of a table.”


He walked to his worktable, with the piece of wood in his hand.


When he was about to give the wood the first blow,


The old carpenter stood still, with his arms uplifted,


Because he heard a little voice say in a pleading tone,


“Please be careful! Do not hit me so hard!”


What a look of surprise shone on his face.


He stood in awe, with his mouth wide open.


He looked around but found no one there.


“I only thought I heard a tiny voice say the words,” he told himself.


Then, he struck a hard blow upon the piece of wood.


“Ouch! That hurt!”cried the little voice…



……紅色部分應該不用我解釋吧……


不懂的拜託也不要再來問我了……


後來因為場面太混亂,所以cello就叫他們回家自己看了……





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  • 紅燈籠
  • 龍騰高三也會有這課嗎...好奇XD
  • 紅燈籠
  • 可惜我們用龍騰的...XDD
    [版主回覆05/10/2007 23:21:02]<font color=#007f40>呃...同學......這不是版本的問題......</font>
  • gallant
  • <p>哈哈~        </p>
    <p>         現在的小鬼不管什麼主題或句子都會扯到SEX去! </p>
    <p>         沒想到一篇純潔的『小木偶』也可以有這番勁爆的詮釋~        </p>
    <p>         只有男塾的小鬼才辦得到吧!</p>
    [版主回覆10/16/2006 00:16:14]<p><font color=#007f40>老師還跟著一起笑咧......</font></p>
    <p><font color=#007f40>這個部落格的「格調」真是越來越低了......<img src="http://tw.yimg.com/i/tw/blog/smiley/8.gif"/></font></p>
  • Thomas
  • <p>這回我有認真上課摟~XD~~ </p>
    <p>不過原來隔壁班也差不多XD</p>
    [版主回覆10/12/2006 08:49:48]<font color=#007f40>原來國中基測還滿準的,把白爛學生都篩選到本校了......</font>