三民版英文(簡稱SM)這麼久了


以前在女中教到這篇練習,女生都認真做完


今天這篇短文卻讓兩班男生從頭淫笑到尾……


人家明明就是一篇很純潔的童話故事啊~


Once upon a time, a carpenter found a piece of wood.


Rubbing his hands together happily, he murmured to himself,


“Nice wood. I shall use it to make the leg of a table.”


He walked to his worktable, with the piece of wood in his hand.


When he was about to give the wood the first blow,


The old carpenter stood still, with his arms uplifted,


Because he heard a little voice say in a pleading tone,


“Please be careful! Do not hit me so hard!”


What a look of surprise shone on his face.


He stood in awe, with his mouth wide open.


He looked around but found no one there.


“I only thought I heard a tiny voice say the words,” he told himself.


Then, he struck a hard blow upon the piece of wood.


“Ouch! That hurt!”cried the little voice…



……紅色部分應該不用我解釋吧……


不懂的拜託也不要再來問我了……


後來因為場面太混亂,所以cello就叫他們回家自己看了……





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